grimmcawesome's Journal

12:57am: I know what you're thinking
Where did this Pilgrim go?Is he alright?Did he get his Blunderbuss stuck in the mud?

Yes,to all of these.But never fear!He is ready for his satisfactory return!In February,or possibly before,he will be back,sporting a new hand-made outfit(Why?Because gypsys happen to like store-bought outfits),spreading his awesomeness to the colonies because,in fact,it is part of his last name.

Stay tuned for the hardly awaited triumphant return of Grim McAwesome: Pilgrim of Wonders!

-G.McAwesome

11:29pm: Belated Spring Break Happy Fun Time Hour-O-Rama!
When first entering the beach since that fateful day,i was suprised to see there were boats out on the ocean.Not as cool as the Mayflower,but then again,who can be?:


So obviously i felt the need to point at them with a shocked look:


I decided to frolic through the water for a few seconds:


before coming up with the great idea that I could mold things out of this grany substance at the beach.I chose to do a castle,seeing as how that would be rather original:


I decided to get a little closer to the natives,but their lack of clothing nearly offended,and nearly aroused me:


Since the day had progessed no less than 20 minutes,i decided to take a nap and sheild my eyes from the harmful rays of the sun:


I woke up to a horrifying nightmare, and slowly realized that nobody wants to befriend a Pilgrim:

So who will be my Bonneted Princess?

1:18am: Hi,I'm Pilgrim McAwesome,but you can call me Grim!
The beginning of my adventures as a Pilgrim


I got off my ship,the Mayflower,and decided to call this place "The New World®":


Then while journeying through the oh-so dense underbrush,i nearly lost my hat:


But after a full day of hard work,and just being awesome,i decided to set up my homestead and have a nice cup of untaxed tea!:


Maybe this Pilgrim will have more adventures....stay tuned next week!